Sunday, April 28, 2013

Ranks of Jedi

1. Youngling- A child that is a Jedi in training. They are taught basic principles and techniques, such as how to control the Force and are introduced to a light saber. This is the stage they dawn their Jedi braid.

(Youngling training.)

2. Padawan- Only when a youngling reaches a level of satisfactory, they are taken on my another Jedi member and instructed individually. They are brought on missions and sent on missions alone in order to gain experience.
3. Jedi Knight- These Jedis recieve orders from the Jedi Council and are instructed to keep the Galactic Republic at peace. They continue to study and choose a specialized field to continue through. This is the stage that the Jedi braid is cut off with a light saber.

(Jedi Knights, Obi Wan and Anakin)

4. Jedi Master- Once a Jedi Knight has trained a youngling to Jedi Knight status, their rank is lifted higher. They have enormous knowledge and experience. They can choose to sit on the Jedi Council.

5. Jedi Grand Master- The oldest, most experienced Jedi. They must be chosen by a unanimous vote by the Jedi Council.

(Jedi Grand Master, Yoda)

Star Wars and music culture.

Star Wars has not only influenced technology and science, it has also influenced pop culture. From art to television to music to movies, the impact of the saga's legacy is mind blowing.
Here's just a few of many songs that mention Star Wars in their lyrics:


One Week- Barenaked Ladies
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey that's my lunch
Yoda's a really really old guy.
















A New Hope- Blink-182


One, Two- The Cool Kids
Size 10 jedis Obi Wan Kenobi
And I'm Anakin
And I'm ramblin

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

AT-AT

Come down to Galactic Empire Motors and test drive the new 2013 All Terrain Armored Transport!
Experience the breathtaking views from 49 feet up in the air.
This vehicle comes fully eqipped with 3 fuel tanks, so you can breathe easy knowing you'll be making fewer
stops at the gas station. Made out of blast proof armor plating, you won't have to panic about denting your car if you accidentally run into something. And you'll never have to worry about not having enough cargo room with the All Terrain Armored Transport. It has room for up to 40 people, so carpooling the kids to soccer practice is a breeze!
Come down to Galactic Empire Motors today and see what it's like to be the talk of the galaxy!
Financing is available.


Monday, April 22, 2013

What's the deal with Yoda?

If you've seen any of the Star Wars movies, you probably noticed that Yoda speaks a weird version of English. Although, Yoda has no defined race or home, his language is called Yodic or Yodish.
Much has been debated over this topic, if you can believe it. Most modern languages have a subject-verb-object sentence structure. The language Yoda speaks has a subject-object-verb sentence structure, which was been linked to several dead languages. Originating in a small, east African population, this language slowly spread across the world.
It's ultimately up to you what you want to believe, but we personally think Yoda is one of our long lost ancestors!


If you want to try your hand at Yoda speak, here's a website that allows you to type in sentences and it converts it over to Yodish for you.
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Sunday, April 21, 2013

"and Alderaan's not far away"

Looking to get away this weekend? Visit Alderaan!
Cities within Alderaan were built around nature and it's easy to see why. With its thousands of lakes or miles of grasslands, you'll surely be able to relax from the demands of your everyday life. So come take a swim or come be in peace among the thousands of species of wildflowers.


(The wild grasslands and mountains of Alderaan)

Not looking to completely escape from reality? Alderaan also boasts cities that intellectually stimulating. Whether you're interested in poetry, performing arts, or architecture, there is definitely something to tickle your fancy and make you feel at home.


(The capital city, Aldera)

Discount travel packages may be available. Come enjoy Alderaan before it's gone!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Celebrate Star Wars everyday.

National Star Wars Day is just 1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate the goodness that surrounds Star Wars.
Here's a list of our favorite products that allow you to celebrate all year long!


iPhone Case:

Bicycle/Motorcycle Helmet:

Bathrobe:

Toaster:
(no longer for sale!)

USB Characters:

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

How to: Princess Leia hair

Step 1: Part hair down the middle into two sides.
Step 2: Twist hair and wrap around itself to form a bun and secure with an elastic ponytail.
Step 3: Repeat on other side.
Step 4: Add bobby pins or spray with hairspray for extra hold.
Step 5: Grab a white dress and go kick some ass!



(Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia with the famous cinnamon roll buns)

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Hello all!

May 4th is fast approaching! Are you ready for National Star Wars day?
Whatever side of the Force you're loyal to, May 4th is a day to celebrate the greatness of the world of Star Wars.
So grab your light sabers, figure out who your father is, and "May the Force be with you"!